Chapter 1, Super God Academy
Lü Xiaoqi rested his elbows on the desk with both hands, one hand clenched into a fist supporting his chin, murmuring to himself: "In general, novels with such an opening introduce so many characters in just one chapter; it is bound to flop..."
My name is Lü Xiaoqi, with "Lü" as the surname, "Xiao" meaning small, and "Qi" referring to the morning star.
"Without Qi Ye, the roast goose from Beizhi, the char siu from the harbor area, the foie gras from Bali, the caviar from Moske, the rum from New York..." Zhao Xin swallowed hard: "Are you going to buy them?"
Zhao Xin first exclaimed "Hi!" with a very lewd smile, saying: "Who else could it be, but Mengmeng, Weilan, Qilin, Qiangwei... and the big sister!"
The campus, covering an area of approximately over 100,000 square meters, is not significantly smaller than some small towns. It is equipped with complete facilities, yet the number of people is considerably less than that of a small town
Don't say that. After all, we are the four notorious troublemakers recognized in the school
There lies a continuous mountain range, starkly desolate compared to the scenery behind, as the gradually darkening night swallows all colors, rendering the mountains seemingly bottomless
Lu Xiaoqi glanced at a classmate who clearly appeared to be a loser
"Do not speak that barbaric tongue," said Reina, the goddess from the Sunfire Star, as if she found touching Lu Xiaoqi's hand to be filthy. She shook her hand vigorously and wiped it, and then flames flickered across her hand. Satisfied that it was clean, she smiled and said, "Since you are on break, remember to take your sisters to the barbaric Champs-Élysées for some shopping. Is that alright?"
"Social gathering?" Lü Xiaoqi was slightly taken aback and swallowed hard: "With whom is the gathering?"
No! Lu Xiaoqi's face was adorned with a rather insincere radiant smile: "Isn't it just the roast goose from Beizhi Star, the char siu from the harbor area, the foie gras from Bali, the caviar from Moscow, and the rum from New York? Whatever the big sister wants to eat, it's completely No problem!"
Once, perhaps by accident or some other reason, I found myself in a world quite similar to my own, where I learned that my world is a work of animation called "Super God Academy." Strangely, no matter how hard I try to remember, whenever I traverse back to my world, I always forget the plot.
Since the moment they discovered that Lü Xiaoqi could instantly reach any location, he has been treated as a shopping assistant by this group of losers
In the previous second, Lu Xiaoqi was still standing on the mountaintop, feeling the cold wind; the next moment, he found himself inside a classroom, precisely seated at his own desk and chair.
The three so-called members of the "Four Jerks" sat up straight, picked up their books, and even held them upside down, pretending to study hard.
Is there no mentor in the school?" Lu Xiaoqi looked as if he wanted to die: "Why is a neurotic woman coming to be a lecturer?"
Lu Xiaoqi turned to look in the other direction
My name is Lü Xiaoqi, with "Lü" as the surname, "Xiao" meaning small, and "Qi" referring to the morning star.
Do you have the right to interfere?
Once again, I inadvertently discovered that it was not as simple as an anime work; in fact, I was within a novel.
"Master Xin, Master Qi is not sociable!" Ge Xiaolun patted the man sitting in front of him and said, "Are we not bringing him along tonight?"
The place I am in is a school called Super God Academy, which is said to be a gathering of all-powerful gods or something like that. In any case, I have never seen anyone in the school who resembles a god; there is only one girl who loudly claims to be a goddess every day, a group of aliens with abnormal minds and colorful skin, and those... young yet full of vigor... classmates?
In a remote area of a mountainous region, a man dressed in a black trench coat stands atop the treetop of a tree on the mountain peak
Ge Xiaolun, who had just gotten up from the ground, said with a smile: "As for the goddess, she is more than capable of teaching us."
... ...
Strictly speaking, I belong to this world, yet I do not belong to this world
Lü Xiaoqi felt how unfortunate he must be to be assigned to the same dormitory as these three losers
This is not merely a switch of scenes; it is Lü Xiaoqi utilizing her abilities to perform a form of telepathic transmission.
"Do you have any objections?" With straight, long brown hair, she wore a black trench coat and a pair of high black leather boots, seemingly also wearing some high-end sheer stockings. She asked, her eyes twitching slightly, "Do you have any objections?"
I am 19 years old this year, male, single, with a height of 1.82 meters, and as for my weight... I can't remember. Anyway, I haven't weighed myself recently.
As soon as the words were spoken, a pair of delicate hands was placed on Lv Xiaoqi's shoulder
Lü Xiaoqi's expression fell: "I can understand the first four, but why include the neurotic goddess?"
A man with a scruffy beard and dark skin, looking rather disheveled, lewdly remarked: "How could we possibly have a social gathering with girls without bringing Qi Ye!"
This person is named Ge Xiaolun, a jobless drifter who graduated long ago from a subpar university. He spends his days either cooped up at home playing video games or sleeping. It is said that he is one of the three major projects of the Super God Academy, possessing some kind of Galactic Power, and was specially recruited into the Super God Academy
Compared to those who claim to be gods, I believe I am the true god, for example... I damn well know that I am in an anime... No, wait, it is a novel!
I can rely on my own thoughts to traverse to any location I already know
At the foot of the mountain lies a campus town, situated in a place surrounded by mountains and water. In late autumn, the hills are covered with withered yellow leaves, complemented by the blood-orange hues of dusk. The river reflects the sunset glow in the west, creating a picturesque scenery
"Where have you just been, Master Qi?"
Indeed, there are only a few fish of various sizes in the classroom, with almost every age group represented. Each person's temperament is distinct; some appear to be typical underachievers, while others resemble simple young farmers. Additionally, there is a female internet celebrity who, despite being in class, is recording glamorous videos.
Reina is not particularly concerned about whether anyone is paying attention in class; she is merely reciting the prepared lesson plan like a tape recorder, reading out what someone else has prepared for her.
Even if it comes back with a record, it will instantly turn to ash, it's simply outrageous
"No!" Lü Xiaoqi kicked towards Ge Xiaolun, who was snickering in the neighboring seat. As Ge Xiaolun fell to the ground, flailing his arms, he wore a broad smile on his face: "It is my honor to serve the young ladies."
Tsk tsk
Reina walked away very satisfied, but she was heading towards the podium, saying as she walked: "With so many countries on a single planet, why do you need a visa to fly to each country? It's really such a hassle!"
Then I embarked on a journey to find the author
What is fan fiction? It's roughly like that... I am the protagonist of this novel... one of them?
Master Xin, whose full name is Zhao Xin, was once a street thug in a rural special administrative region. The Super God Academy found him and informed him about the Gun of De Nuo. This fellow, having watched too many Hong Kong comics, believed it immediately and eagerly followed them to the Super God Academy
Reina walked up to the podium, scanning the classroom which contained only about ten people. She cleared her throat, placed one hand on her lower back, and held a transparent iPad in the other hand, feigning authority as she said: "Today, we will discuss the fundamental composition of matter. Everything is composed of basic substances, from atoms to the overall existence of objects..."
The setting sun completely disappeared beyond the mountains, and the lights of the campus city were turned on
This fellow is named Cheng Yaowen, rumored to be some sort of prince, but in reality, he is just a good young man who has been farming in the mountains since childhood. Although he appears simple and has a decent demeanor, he is actually full of malice.